I bought this top/dress at Goodwill, thinking that it would be an airy tunic-like item that would be comfortable and carefree. Instead, I look like I am with child. In the past I have been asked if I am pregnant when I am wearing billowy tops. As a public service to all women, never ever ask a woman if she is pregnant unless you are absolutely positive that she is. There should be a baby’s head visibly crowning before you ask.
Perhaps if I wore this tunic with a belt ( see day twenty-nine) people would be less inclined to pat my belly and ask about the big day, but since it has been established that I am not a belt wearer (yet still holding on to my belts) I will get rid of this billowy top and save everyone from future embarrassment and faux pas.