I am not a gym person. The thought of getting sweaty and panting in public is not my thing. I do not want to make new friends. Seeing other people working out does not motivate me. Macho guys grunting and staring at their muscles does not turn me on. I’m too modest to shower in public. I once witnessed a woman casually blow drying her public hair in the change room like it was the most natural thing in the world. Ugh ugh ugh.
I was deluded enough to believe that I would exercise at home and purchased a couple of exercise DVD’s at Value Village. I have never watched them. They’re going back to Value Village and I will continue to whine about my muffin top.